Battles 6-10


Battle 0006

Fencerball G Part 1

Kira vs. Heero

Red=Narrator(ME) | Aqua=Heero | Green=Kira

My Grade = ??%

DUO transforms into NARRATOR!
NARRATOR gets into CONVERTABLE!
INNOCENTBYSTANDER: Don't run over me!
NARRATOR stops inches in front of the INNODENTBYSTANDER!
ready to choose your weapon?
NARRATOR backs up!
it is cold......
very cold
NARRATOR FLOORS the GAS!
Princess Kira shivers.
NARRATOR ran over the INNOCENTBYSTANDER!
COAT APPEARED!
and now it is just us three
COAT doesn't want to FIGHT!
Kira, choose your weapon
Now then, I need a sword......
Choose your weapon!
we'll stay with metal
No!
NARRATOR makes DECISIONS!
This is a duel, Duo.
I say you may fight with WOOD or METAL!
Better put
What do you choose HEERO?
(for those staff fighters out there)
I already know what I want
you may choose your sword now, Kira
Choose your WEAPON!
ok, now then what are the choices?
Any WOOD or METAL weapon of HONOR!
gotta make this quick...
Metal.....I just hope that I can hold it correctly
Choose!!!
Any WEAPON!
Don't Be Afraid.mp3 begins to play in the BACKGROUND!
Princess Kira gets a metal sword as heavy as herself on mistake
from FF8?
Yes!
How about a Gunblade HEERO?
I'd rather listen to Heero Yuy's theme (playing on my WinAmp)
I'm fine
I like them though
Ok!
this isn't good, I can't quite hold this sword correctly
Kira, are you ready?
KIRA picks up a BROADSWORD!
It's really heavy!
hm
I will take the rapier of Treize Khushurenada
(for all of you that saw him duel with Wufei)
HEERO picks up LEGENDARYRAPIER!
someone please get this sword off me!!! i need a light sword!
epp� fencing rules
BROADSWORD EXPLODED!
my advice would be a sabre or rapier
LIGHTSWORD APPEARED!
LIGHTSWORD is too BRIGHT!
convienant
just give me the lightest, deadlyest sword!
KIRA was TEMPORARILY BLINDED!
a sabre?
jeeze!
or a rapier?
KIRA was handed a DEADLY SWORD!
sabres are made for cutting
KIRA DIED!
rapiers for stabbing
I think that sunglasses would be convient....
KIRA: AGHHHHH!!!~!!!~!!!
I WHAT?!
I think DUO is getting impatient
it capitalized your name for me
fine I didn't want to do this but I'll have to!
...convienant
MYSTERIOUS FORCE used FULLREVIVE on KIRA!
KIRA was FULLY REVIVED!
Princess Kira makes the same sword appear that she defeated Duo with appear
This drains my energy!
we are ready, now?
You never beat DUO!
yes
Let the BATTLE BEGIN, NOW!
lunge, thrust
block
parry
thrust
backstep
backflip, cut-slash backflip
parry
lower-cut
TONS O' ATTACKS worked!
thrust
Most FAILED!
block
parry
avoid
thrust
cut slash
KIRA is TIRED!
parry
lunge
backstep
HEERO has a BRAIN!
lunge, thrust
block
KIRA has a DITTO!
parry
thrust
DITTO formed a SHIELD for KIRA!
thrust
jump behind Heero and cut him
backstep
turn
thrust
HEERO used the THRUST!
backstep
i'm freezing here!
HEERO's SPEED GREATLY rose!
(thrust means stab)
backstep
advance, thrust
HEERO is going faster than the SPEED OF LIGHT!
cut
parry
HEERO's BODY is MELTING!
thrust
FASTER!
Princess Kira wonders what she is doing
Duo, I narrated the duel
before
I did not do this
Nothing can happen!
cut, slash, backstep, thrust
parry
parry
thrust
I can't type at this rate!
i am freezing here!
cut slash
then we'll slow it down for you
KIRA is FREEZING!
parry
cut
parry
thrust
KIRA CUT!
backstep
backstep
ACK!!!
feint
advance
thrust
HEERO used FEINT!
lunge, thrust
Princess Kira still has no idea what she is doing
feint, as in fake
And many other ATTACKS!
FEINT had no Effect!
slash stab cut backstep
backstep
guard
KIRA used SLASH STAB CUT BACKSTEP!
HEERO used BACKSTEP GUARD!
ATTACKS collided!
lunge, thrust
take the defensive
BLOODSHED!
KIRA is FATALLY WOUNDED!
parry, retort, thrust
I have no idea what I'm doing......
KIRA is being DEFENSIVE1
withdraw
1 = !
(fatal wound is the end of a duel)
no
not now
hm
I guess not your type
KIRA has 1 HP LEFT!
thrust
thrust
lunge
and....I think that...no I know I'm bascally dead....
thrust
defend
KIRA was touched by an...
by a...
LEAF!
KIRA...
was FULLY HEALED!
YES!
thrust
thrust
defend
parry
retort
thrust
backstep
HEERO's ATTACKS CONTINUE!
guard
I have no idea what some of these words are
(guard is a stance)
CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
parry
ummm, guard?
thrust
(parry means block)
SHORT SCENE was SHOWN...
kay
parry
It showed a BATTLE between KIRA and HEERO!
(retort is a 2nd attempt at attack when parried)
thrust
backstep
lunge
cut
HEERO has too much EXP!
thrust
parry
parry
retort
What, HEERO is EVOLVING?
guard
HEERO evolved into SSJ4 HEERO!
into what? evolve into the middle of my gundam?
I think I have a right to be afraid now.... Heero you are evolving
uhh
HEERO is SUPERSAIYIN!
thruse
e=t
KIRA ATTACKS!
thrust
thrust
parry
parry
retort
HEERO ATTACKS x 4!
thrust
guard
x5!
backstep
lunge
thrust
x7!
guard
advance
x9!
thrust
thrust
lunge
thrust
guard
x13
advance
thrust
thrust
guard
x 18
backstep
thrust
x 22
gaurd or whatever, I just wanna defend myself!
guard
lunge
thrust
thrust
guard
advance
thrust
thrust
HEERO FALSESTEPS!
retort
stab
HEERO trips!
parry
retort
DUO does not know how to fence
KIRA stabs HEERO through his EYE!
I rest my case
......
DUO doesn't know HOW to fence!
SHE HAD A CUTTING WEAPON YOU IDIOT
eeeewwwwww
HEHEHEHEHE!
DUO APPEARED!
yuck!
we should've taken Rockman up on his offer
me stab Duo for no reason!
Maxwell, Omae o korasu
*pulls out a gun*
DUO... I'm not a good fence... AGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUO FAINTED!
hm
let's go
Princess Kira looks alarmed at the gun
ummm
*puts the gun away*
NARRATOR wants to know why KIRA did that?
cut slash slash
duo, this is not looking good for you

I don't know..... I was mad
KIRA used CUT SLASH SLASH!
cut slash cut cut slash
cut
slash
In HEERO's ENDLESS JABBER, he was WOUNDED!
helps to be fighting an opponent
cut
cut
slash
or is that duo?
uhh, who exactly is she targeting
YOU!
Heero, pay attention
cut
slash
parry
retort
cut
cut
ICQ EXPLODED!
cut
backstep
slash
retort
slash
BATTLES halts!
cut
thrust
------
lunge
backstep
retort
thrust
thrust
ICQ: STOP NOW!!!
guard
parry
wait
one note
Guard is a position
I know!
it is the upright position when your knees are bent
yes
lunge puts you down
and then Guard is the normal position
Princess Kira falls over like a DBZ character or anime style
I happen to play BUSHIDO BLADE a lot!
I'm talking about real fencing
KIRA is loafing around!
I took 5 years of it
HEERO is blabbing!
guard
HEERO GUARDS!
well, I'm dead then..... I have no expirence....
KIRA is DEAD!
She has 0 EXP!
Princess Kira sits down and writes her will
perhaps you would like to train before fighting again?
I won't kill you if you don't fight
This was a MISMATCH!
sure
hm
The final decision is...
DRAW!
Princess Kira shruggs and keeps writing her will
KIRA writes WILL!
Princess Kira looks shocked
then it shall continue again
another time
when DUO learns to read very fast
and type even faster
What will happen on the next FENCERBALL G!
On the next FENCERBALL G!
Ummm, I need to learn to fence
Will KIRA learn to FENCE?
On the next FENCERBALL G!
~Draw for ALL~

Battle 0007

Pokemon Stadium

cOmet-TaiL vs. Fire Trainer

Red=Narrator(ME) | Aqua=cOmet-TaiL

My Grade = ??%

COMETTAIL is playing video games!
She's playing POKEMON STADIUM!
"Yay"
"Ha... what a boring day"
"let's go find something to do"
COMET-TAIL beat MEWTWO!
N64 used SELF-DESTRUCT!
N64 EXPLODED!
"Woah that's new"
"Damn people I knew $2.00 for a n64 was too cheap
COMET-TAIL flew a mile away from house!
"looks like comet tail's blasting off again
NARRATOR is bored
NARRATOR takes a NAP!
COMET-TAIL is now NARRATOR and PLAYER.
ok.......
NARRATOR is trying to catch a CATERPIE
zzzzzz
....... ok.....
i dunno
NARRATOR woke up!
I had a nightmare!
I wasted my time trying to catch a CATERPIE!
.......
COMET-TAIL is 1 mile away from house!
y don't u just invite a friend?
/ / /\ \ \
NARRATOR can't invite a friend!
why
POKE BATTLE's are for 2 people
well then make it into a chat.....
COMET-TAIL
what?
0
123456789
COMET-TAIL made REALITY into a CHAT!
COMET-TAIL is CHATTING!
...
o......k................
COMET-TAIL is CHATTING with a fireperson!
They are on FIRE!
ah?
Do you want to run to they're house and extinguish them?
no
Ok
They ran to your house
......
It was the FIRETRAINER!
FIRETRAINER wants to fight!
FIGHT FIRETRAINER?
no
Why not?
cause
i dunno
fine
FIRETRAINER called out MAGMAR!
go.... alakazam
COMET-TAIL sent out ALAKAZAM!
alakazam psychic
MAGMAR used FIRE BLAST!
ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC!
CHAOS!
MAGMAR melted!
ALAKAZAM IMPLODED!
huba what!?
BACKGROUND VOICE: "Why don't you try to send out the Pokemon of Death!"
FIRETRAINER sent out TRAINER!
go death
COMET-TAIL sent out DEATH!
death use....... death
DEATH used DEATH!
TRAINER not alive!
No effect!
ha!
death return
go
holy
COMET-TAIL: " DEATH, enough!"
COMET-TAIL sent out HOLY!
TRAINER used
GAMEBOY: "This game will selfdestruct in T-30"
COMET-TAIL better win quick!
T-20
T-19
T-18
T-17
T-16
T-15
T-14
T-13
T-12
T-11
T-10
T-9
T-8
T07
T-6
T-5
T-4
T-3
~Final Warning~
T-2
T-1
T-0
#Q$^Q#&q432
GAMEBOY CRASHED!
COMET-TAIL LOSES!
and WINS!
It's a TIE!
~Tie for COMET-TAIL~

Battle 0008

251 Pokemon

Duo vs. Da Evolution Woman

Red=Narrator(RobbyMVB) | Aqua=Duo(ME)

My Grade = 90%

I'm waiting... *foot taps*
DUO is waiting!
Yep!
DUO agrees with NARRATOR on the fact that DUO is waiting!
But, for what am I waiting?
DUO wonders what DUO is waiting for!
DUO is confused!
No!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Ow
DUO doesn't think DUO is confused!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN appeared!
Eh?
DUO is confused....
Aghh!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN wants to fight!
Yes...
DUO enjoys using ONE-WORD SENTENCES!
and I guess I will.
Yes...
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN sent out PIKACHU!
I choose... Alakazam!
I choose you! ALAKAZAM!
ALAKAZAM; Gengaaarr...
ALAKAZAM: Gasss...
PIKACHU wants to fight!
Wha?
PIKACHU sent out PIKACHU!
Ok
DUO is badly confused!
PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
No, I understand
ALAKAZAM's SPOONS were shocked!
ALAKAZAM was electrocuted!
Critical hit!
Alakazam, use Psyshock!
ALAKAZAM used PSYSHOCK!
ALAKAZAM was psychically shocked!
Critical hit!
NO!
Don't do it Pikachump!
PIKACHU is insulted!
PIKACHU used THUNDER!
Critical hit!
Alakazam... use !
ALAKAZAM used !!
ALAKAZAM was electrocuted!!
ALAKAZAM fainted!
Uhoh
DUO recieved ICQ message!
Alakazam return!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN is DARING DUO to send DUO out!
Hmmm...
Yep
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN cackled!
LOL :-)
I'll send out...
DUO sent out...
DUO!
...DUO!
Or, in other words, DUO!
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
Me, hop in Deathscythe!
DUO was statically charged!
DUO hopped into DEATHSCYTHE!
DEATHSCYTHE is short-curcuiting!
DEATHSCYTHE started yodelling!
Ack
DEATHSCYTHE: Hello, DUO.
DOOR locked!
DEATHSCYTHE used SCYTHE!
PIKACHU fainted!
DEATHSCYTHE: It's a beautiful day...
DEATHSCYTHE: 10...9...8...
Eh?
DEATHSCYTHE: 7...6...5...
DEATHSCYTHE: Zipee dee doo da...
What are you talking about Deathscythe?
DEATHSCYTHE: 4...3...2...
Wha!?
DEATHSCYTHE self-destruct activated!
DEATHSCYTHE: 1...
Jump ouuuuut!
DUO used JUMP!
DUO jumped into CONSOLE!
CONSOLE crashed!
DEATHSCYTHE fainted!
KA-BOOM!
NOOOOOO!!! Not Deathscythe!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN put away PAPER BAG WITH HOLE IN IT!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN is laughing!
AGHHH!!!
*looks at Deathscythe*
DEATHSCYTHE is A-OK!
D'oh!
PAPER BAG, however, fainted!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN sent out DA EVOLUTION WOMAN!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN used EVOLVE!
What?
Jump back into Deathscythe then, Duo!
DUO is evolving!
DUO evolved into...
TRIO!
DEATHSCYTHE is unconscious!
Oh...
No PP left for JUMP!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN used TRI ATTACK!
Dang!
TRIO was attacked!
It's super effective!
Ummm... Poke Attack!
TRIO used POKE!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN used MON!
Wild POKEMON appeared!
Huh?
Pokedex please!
DUO is badly badly BADLY confused!
DUO used POKEDEX!
POKEDEX: Bulbasaur-this Grass-type Pokemon is born with a seed on its back.
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
POKEDEX: Ivysaur-evolved from a Bulbasaur, its seed has sprouted by now.
A Bulbasaur!
ACK!
POKEDEX: Venusaur-the final evolution stage, Venusaur has devestation Grass-type attacks.
Uhoh
POKEDEX: Charmander-A fire-type Pokemon with a burning tail, in rain its fire could burn out.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get it now!
POKEDEX: Charmeleon-Evolved from Charmander, it is much more vicious and hard to control.
POKEDEX was shut off!
POKEMON wants to fight!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN used EVOLVE!
What? What Pokemon is it?
BULBASAUR, IVYSAUR, VENUSAUR, CHARMANDER, CHARMELEON, CHARIZARD, SQUIRTLE, WARTORTLE, VENUSAUR, CATERPIE, METAPOD, BUTTERFREE, WEEDLE, KAKUNA, BEEDRILL...
Wow!
That's... a LOT!
I'm confused
PIDGEY, PIDGEOTTO, PIDGEOT, RATTATA, RATICATE, SPEAROW, FEAROW, EKANS, ARBOK, PIKACHU,R AICHU, SANDSHREW, SANDSLASH, NIDORAN (F), NIDORINA, NIDOQUEEN...
NIDORAN (M), NIDORINO, NIDOKING, CLEFAIRY, CLEFABLE, VULPIX, NINETALES, JIGGLYPUFF, WIGGLYTUFF, ZUBAT, GOLBAT, ODDISH, GLOOM, VILEPLUME...
Stop please
PARAS, PARASECT, VENONAT, VENOMOTH, DIGLETT, DUGTRIO, MEOWTH, PERSIAN, PSYDUCK, GOLDUCK, MANKEY, PRIMEAPE...
What's a Pokemon?
NARRATOR does not FEEL like stopping!
Is it like a Pikachu?
GROWLITHE, ARCANINE, POLIWAG, POLIWHIRL, ABRA, KADABRA, ALAKAZAM, MACHOP, MACHOKE, MACHAMP...
BELLSPROUT, WEEPINBELL, VICTREEBEL, TENTACOOL, TENTACRUEL, GEODUDE, GRAVELER, GOLEM, PONYTA, RAPIDASH...
SLOWPOKE, SLOWBRO, MAGNEMITE, MAGNETON, FARFETCH'D, DODUO, DODRIO, SEEL, DEWGONG, GRIMER, MUK, SHELLDER, CLOYSTER...
NARRATOR!!! I GET THE POINT, NOW STOP!!!
GASTLY, HAUNTER, GENGAR, ONIX, DROWZEE, HYPNO, KRABBY, KINGLER, VOLTORB, ELECTRODE, EXEGGCUTE, EXEGGUTOR, CUBONE, MAROWAK...
FINE!
ALL POKEMON evolved!
ALL POKEMON evolved into...
IVYSAUR, VENUSAUR, SOLARSAUR, CHARMELEON, CHARIZARD, CHARNOTH...
WARTORTLE, BLASTOISE, RAINER, METAPOD, BUTTERFREE, ULTRASECT..
Oh boy...
J/K
Real funny Narrator!
ALL POKEMON evolved into ALL POKEMON's EVOLVED FORMS!
ALL POKEMON's EVOLVED FORMS want to fight!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN used MASTER BALL!
ALL POKEMON's EVOLVED FORMS were caught!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN wants to fight!
I would like to have
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN sent out AZUMARRIL!
the pokemon she just caught
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN refused!
Dang.
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN...reconsidered!
oooh
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN will trade IGGLYBUFF for DEATHSCYTHE!
Oh... nevermind
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN will trade JIGGLYPUFF for DEATHSCYTHE!
No!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN will trade WIGGLYTUFF for DEATHSCYTHE!
Nah...
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN will trade BIGGLYMUFF for DEATHSCYTHE!
Nope
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN will trade BLUE DOOMPUFF for DEATHSCYTHE!
Ok...
Ding-Ding-Dong!
DUO recieved BLUE DOOMPUFF!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN recieved DEATHSCYTHE!@
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN used EVOLVE!
What?
DEATHSCYTHE is evolving!
DEATHSCYTHE evolved into ULTIMATE DOOMSCYTHE!
DA EVOLUTION WOMAN laughed and flew away in ULTIMATE DOOMSCYTHE!
No... it's called Deathscythe Hell...
NARRATOR shortened NICKNAME!
DEATHSCYTHE HELL is to many CHARACTERS!
No you didn't!
BLUE DOOMPUFF was renamed BLUEPUFF!
See?
TRIO was renamed DUO secretly, and DUO did not notice!
NARRATOR has power of ALL NICKNAMES!
BWAHAHA! HAHAA!
There are more characters in Ultimate Doomscythe, then in Deathscythe Hell...
THAT is because DEATHSCYTHE evolved!
No.. eh... yes... no... rrr... huh?!
NARRATOR cares not for your confusion!
Wha?!
But...
BLUEPUFF wants to fight!
DUO is confused!
It attacked itself!
*end battle*
Battles over?
THAT is what NARRATOR said!
ok
DUO shouldn't QUABBLE with NARRATOR!
o_o; What is QUABBLE?
*actual end of battle*


Battle 0009

!!!Lighter!!!

Anakin vs. Firetrainer

Red=Narrator(ME) | Aqua=Anakin2001

My Grade = 90%
DATE: Aug. 13

Hmm... rated... PG-13? Ok!

Are you a boy named Anakin?
yes
and I have a lighter
ANAKIN has a LIGHTER!
USE it?
yes
ANAKIN used LIGHTER!
FIRE appeared!
ahhhh
FIRE summoned FIRE TRAINER!
FIRE TRAINER APPEARED
I summon penis-sore
FIRE TRAINER WANTS to FIGHT!
Do you want to fight him? yes
bring it on
ANAKIN wants to FIGHT!
I have to hide my lighter for safekeeping though
FIRE TRAINER called out MAGMAR!
Who do you call out?
Penis-sore
ok...
ANAKIN sent out PENISSORE!
MAGMAR used BLAZE!
ahhhh
PENISSORE is BLAZED!
eep
NOT fainted though! whew
PENISSORE's turn!
I use my burning urine attack!!!!!!!
(It contains herpes)
PENISSORE used BURNING URINE ATTACK!
No effect!
It should hurt him
Enemy was already burning!
it's water!
crud
But it's burning urine : )
heh
It healed him and hurt him at the same time!
Crimeny
MAGMAR used FIRE BLAST!
ack!
PENISSORE fainted!
ANAKIN call out another Pokemon!
Fire Extinguish-man
TOO MANY CHARACTERS!
NOOOOOOOOo
Extinguisher
I call out extinguisher
ANAKIN called out EXTINGUISHER!
ANAKIN's turn!
I give extinguisher a water stone
EXTINGUISHER can't evolve!
but....
cripes
IT DOES!
!!hooray!!
It evolves into WATERFALL!
MAGMAR used TACKLE!
MAGMAR is hurt by the WATERFALL!
But not FAINTED!
Yahoo
ANAKIN's turn!
I use my fall attack
WATERFALL won't obey!
I have all the badges though
So does ASH!
But I threaten my waterfall with my lighter-of-doom
WATERFALL is loafing around!
Damn you waterfall
I leap at magmar's throat
WATERFALL took a nap!
I set waterfall on fire
No Effect!
I stick waterfall in the freezer!
WATERFALL is fast Asleep!
and then set him on fire!
You melted WATERFALL!
WATERFALL fainted!
MUAHAHAHHAHAHA
Call out another POKEMON!
Lighter!
ANAKIN calls out yet another FIRE POKEMON... LIGHTER!
*jumps for joy*
ANAKIN is reminded he only gets 3 POKEMON per BATTLE!
MAGMAR's Turn!
My lighter has 12508 hp
MAGMAR used FLAMETHROWER!
eckers
LIGHTER was IGNITED!
LIGHTER EXPLODED!
kleopar
LIGHTER FAINTED!
damn you
you killed my lighter
ANAKIN lost!
I'm going to have to cut myself
FIRE TRAINER called back MAGMAR and left!
My pokepals... all dead...
too bad

Battle 0010

Baywatch and Gumby

Duo vs. Blockheads

Narrator(BUN-BUN/ROBBYMVB)=Red/Player(ME)=Aqua

Date: Aug. 21

Grade = 97%


Setting: An episode of Gumby
Oooh!
My favorite childhood show...
And I'm in it!
DUO is in FAVORITE CHILDHOOD SHOW!
BLOCKHEADS watched from BEHIND SCENE!
DUO became CLAYMATION!
That's cool...
I guess...
BOOKS are all over the place!
Is there a Clayscythe?
Giant books too!
No!
Dang...
GUNDAM MAGAZINE is lying near BLOCKS!
Well go pick it up then!
DUO picked up GUNDAM MAGAZINE!
GUNDAM MAGAZINE fell on DUO!
DUO appeared!
DEATHSCYTHE HELL apepared!
Er...
DEATHSCYTHE HECK!
Eh... well jump in!
DUO jumped in!
BLOCKHEADS want to fight!
Well, why AM I jumping in...
oh COOL!
DUO is impressed!
I'll knock your block off!
Err.. blocks.
BLOCKHEADS climbed into CLAYMATION GUNDAMS!
Hahahaha!
GUNDAMS sent out BLOCKHEAD A!
They don't stand a chance against a REAL GUNDAM!
Squash em!
DUO sent out DEATHSCYTHE HECK!
DEATHSCYTHE used SQUASH!
BLOCKHEAD A was flattened!
Right!
BLOCKHEAD A rose up again!
BLOCKHEAD A used MEGA PUNCH!
DEATHSCYTHE was clogged with CLAY!
Eww... a sticky mess!
Critical hit!
Don't let it DRY!
Use WIPE!
DEATHSCYTHE used WIPE!
DEATHSCYTHE wiped WINDOWS!
WINDOWS were cleared!
DUO can see!
DUO saw another FIST!
Critical hit!
AGH!
DEATHSCYTHE toppled!
JUMMMP!!!!!!
Well, I'm clay
So... Get clay water!
And Splash it on Blockheads!
DEATHSCYTHE used SPLASH!
BLOCKHEADS splashed!
Ack...BAYWATCH is returning...!
BLOCKHEADS fainted!
DEATHSCYTHE fainted!
DUO is trapped without OXYGEN!
AGH!!!!!!!
Then breath
DUO breathed in CLAY!
CLAY laughed evilly!
Jump out of tv into other tv with Baywatch then!
DUO used JUMP!
Baywatch is muchos better!
DUO landed in BAYWATCH!
...but DUO is still CLAYMATION!
DUO landed in WATER!
AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIFGAURD!!!!!!!!!
DUO fainted!
...but was RESCUED!
DUO faded away as BUN-BUN decided to narrate BAYWATCH1
Much more interesting!
DUO recieved CPR!
DUO definately wins!
BATTLE ended! Back to battles 1 - 5...